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分类： 喜剧片 1992

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 前含双 2小时前 :

    像是一部吐槽番外篇，明明有两个小时，却什么内容都没有。

  • 卫铧 5小时前 :

    最终呈现的就是特效和浮华台词的乱炖。

  • 仪新雪 9小时前 :

    居然把這個如此豐富多元的題材，拍成了節奏拖沓無趣的乏味四不像。

  • 仆嘉禾 3小时前 :

    与其说《永恒族》是宏大的失败，倒不如说《黑客帝国4》才是——确实有很多前作梗，但却不是情怀式的，而是自嘲式的，尤其与《失控玩家》《头号玩家》之流相比，高下立判。

  • 伦笑槐 1小时前 :

    对于华纳兄弟、重启续集、对创作者的压抑以及binary世界的讽刺都蛮到位的，一部很woke的电影，整个卡司都很LGBTQ+和non-binary，但剧情真的……Two of us against the world这种真爱套路我还是厌倦了，故事也简单到没有任何对矩阵的重新思考。

  • 劳雪儿 7小时前 :

    这电影是不是比我希望的要长？是的。中间有三十分钟的时间我惊恐地意识到故事才刚刚开始。作为非matrix情怀粉，其实这电影是我今年圣诞档最期待去电影院看的大片。虽然太长，虽然情节混乱，原作片段过多，动作戏缺新意，我还是被娱乐到了。开头三十分钟很好笑，导演把被华纳兄弟挟持着拍续集的怨气都化作了电影里的吐槽。keanu顶着john wick的造型演了个尚能饭否的老年危机和追回前女友的夕阳恋故事。我只是高兴终于又在电影院里看了个非mcu大片。2022不期待恢复正常（what's normal anyway），只希望能多回电影院看点大片然后看完吐槽。意外是个挺好的sf电影，Trinity在bay bridge上骑摩驰骋，对那个hipster咖啡馆和游戏公司tech bros的描绘颇抓住要害。

  • 庆新冬 7小时前 :

    我都不知道咋说了，除了第一幕的实名吐槽还算有趣之外，后面的部分简直是既无诚意也无新意，看得我频频想快进。也难怪，本就是赶鸭子上架，狗尾续貂。

  • 恽诗柳 0小时前 :

    对于华纳兄弟、重启续集、对创作者的压抑以及binary世界的讽刺都蛮到位的，一部很woke的电影，整个卡司都很LGBTQ+和non-binary，但剧情真的……Two of us against the world这种真爱套路我还是厌倦了，故事也简单到没有任何对矩阵的重新思考。

  • 卫晓科 8小时前 :

    如果所有的记忆都可以如此被读取的话，还要什么检察官和警察啊。好好的一个爱情故事，变成了悬疑剧，或者说，好好的一个悬疑剧，被爱情掺和了。#20210922

  • 卫忠诚 0小时前 :

    好吧第四部就是主创人员通过投影、电视机、记忆闪回和人工复述重温前三部的经典镜头和美好情怀。虽然很失望，但是娜拉在影片开头解释是在华纳的淫威之下被迫拍摄的续集，也在片尾彩蛋自嘲“电影死了，叙事死了。”好吧，我无话可说。

  • 尉泽雨 1小时前 :

    用爱发更多的电？无论是情节还是画面质感都像是不相信险是虚拟世界的粉丝做出来的同人电影。

  • 徐念柏 7小时前 :

    扼守回忆，贪婪的吸食着过去的温存，最后沦为囚徒；

  • 卫湘然 7小时前 :

    开始挺尬的 但是后面看着还是很有感触 尤其是Neo和Trinity合体的时候 感慨时间的无情 就是炒冷饭和各种闪回实在是没必要

  • 方远航 7小时前 :

    拉娜拍这第四部是不是用来供广大影迷吐槽的？叫啥《黑客帝国：矩阵重启》，应该叫《爱情神话》啊！没想到一顿操作，原来是个中年爱情片。基努·里维斯更是像直接从《疾速追杀》剧组走出来的John Wick，给自己安排了一部《赛博朋克2077》...

  • 买承恩 8小时前 :

    2星，电影已死，游戏也不行了， 现在是小视频的天下。 影片结尾的彩蛋总结的真是恰大好处。

  • 及南烟 1小时前 :

    你的心理医生是你最大的敌人。压榨你的老板本质上是你的镜像同盟。你飞不起来不要紧，牵你手的人能就行。你的名气比你重要就像你可以不相信你能行只要别人坚信就可以了。

  • 卫明明 4小时前 :

    对于心理分析师是有多大的敌意。前半段的语境还是喜欢的，是讨论什么是真实的问题。然而，后半段的真实貌似有点太过于狗血，剪辑和剧情过于碎片化。前半段试图悬置的问题如果能够在最后的部分被回答，那这个片子会好些。最后的答案是：0和1最好的方式是做爱，而不是作战么？……补完彩蛋可以加一星

  • 敬经纶 4小时前 :

    that's 狗屁，喷优。←阿祖早已看穿了一切…… 坦迪·牛顿和丽贝卡·弗格森，前后两任碟女郎同框 可还行。

  • 初子 3小时前 :

    确实能感觉到拉娜的创作状态挺放松的，很多都是以近乎恶搞的方式在拍。好莱坞机制中的行为艺术。

  • 仉海瑶 7小时前 :

    1和0的战争。

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