两人坐爱片

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分类： 喜剧片 2009

导演： 理查德·莱斯特

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　　这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
　　An absurdist classic
　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

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  • 商牟高懿 3小时前 :

    热热闹闹像一部好莱坞的电影，但是制作还是要有钱一些。

  • 厚沛若 5小时前 :

    Philemon is hot af!!!原本以为是两个白男gay无聊的爱情故事，但没想到男主之一是first black actor in a Christmas LGBTQ romcom，而且本人也是酷儿，但这片子love triangle的chemistry都怪怪的，后半段腐女磕CP还成真觉得太过于刻意了，仿佛在看同人文哈，但网大的LGBTQ电影不嫌多，希望明年也有更多。

  • 巫马昆锐 6小时前 :

    #圣诞专题观影#意想之中的俗套，为啥要姐妹磨β？还好男演员们都还蛮帅的，演技也没烂到出戏的程度。

  • 卫炳伸 4小时前 :

    [翻白眼]

  • 唐永昌 5小时前 :

    JLo还是还是很有舞台魅力hhhh剧情没什么想说

  • 千竹月 1小时前 :

    上一次看这么无聊的电影还是在上一次 就当听詹妮弗的歌了 插曲倒是都很好听…

  • 卫泓 2小时前 :

    确实俗套，确实跟不上时代，像在看02年的东西，而不是22年。胜在Jen Lo绝美，啊，绝美。

  • 幸晓星 7小时前 :

    女主啊，还是那个嘟嘟嘴，演技没有进步。剧情也太弱。

  • 彩惠 4小时前 :

    剧情一般，音乐好听，对洛佩兹印象最深的还是曼哈顿女佣和拉尔夫费因斯搭戏，以及和大本的韵事

  • 升裕 1小时前 :

    健身教练一出场我感觉怎么老了好多 原来我把他和《我们这一天》里的Kevin弄混了

  • 廉又蓝 3小时前 :

    如果尬到不行的异性恋deserves a cliche Christmas romcom, why not LGBTQ???

  • 佼萌阳 3小时前 :

    女主好辣！但是……加了歌舞总有种印度片的感觉

  • 佛晴虹 8小时前 :

    男人版的《假结婚》么？但是没有那俩异性恋玩得开啊。urie 这小妖精还是那么可爱，值得五星。

  • 卫五泓 5小时前 :

    各种刻板印象，印度数学老师哈哈哈，英国人不一定gay但一定要gay，Elementary, my dear Watson.

  • 功浩初 5小时前 :

    又一部netflix塑料糖水片，冲着ugly Betty和brothers &sisters的两个演员看的，但是即使这样也很勉强能够看完。 就差把ＣＬＩＣＨＥ六个字母打在屏幕上的爱情和家庭剧情既不浪漫也不温馨，把同志类型的chick-flick拍成了饭圈腐女俱乐部

  • 操傲易 0小时前 :

    可能这样的故事只出现在很多国产偶像剧里。

  • 仁芮欣 4小时前 :

    年纪大了 其实偶尔看下剧情俗爆的电影也挺羡慕的

  • 佼韶仪 2小时前 :

    corny, but Peter is so cute so sweet

  • 吾琳怡 1小时前 :

  • 帛雅 9小时前 :

    当初下载时还叫《和我结婚》，要在内地上映竟然改成这个译名，很奇怪这电影有什么引进的意义，这种《诺丁山》差不多快三十年前的大明星爱上普通离异男的套路都老掉牙了。j.lo虽然在欧美是天后，在中国也没多少人买账吧！欧文威尔逊在中国也就因为成龙混个脸熟，不话痨演个正经角色谁有兴趣？还有看的机翻字幕都完全不影响看懂，可见有多没营养。

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