Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
感觉故事有点儿太平了。。。最燃的地方不够燃。。。但是很真诚，很能感受到这种坚持改变命运的伟大。
4星是因为拍摄的手法，故事叙述的感觉还是不够流畅。
题材实在俗套，但是还是好喜欢女生，天生吃演员饭的
normal person in the normal life..
是我喜欢的那种浪漫轻喜剧，虽然俗套，但轻松。让我想起《我的PS搭档》。19禁的台词元素也用得比较恰当，展现了30代男女的真实困境，不想恋爱，但想被爱。全钟瑞演欲求不满的女性居然意外的古灵精怪，孙锡久也有一种性冷淡的奇怪魅力，两人的搭配既违和又融洽，怪有意思的。
太无聊了，亏的我还中途跳出去查了一下橄榄球的规则，相比百万美元宝贝差多了，看完就赶紧删了
哎，還是那句話，只是在電影中的情節而已。
题材实在俗套，但是还是好喜欢女生，天生吃演员饭的
愛的感情，十幾歲是在腦子裡，二十幾歲是在心髒裡，三十歲以上就從肚臍眼往下走。導演把眼光放在了性這一需求上，能不能不談戀愛，光解決性的需求?結果還是不能免俗，做愛做出了愛，可以看見導演在電影中對於戀愛的一些有趣的見解以及對於男人的吐槽，不過，說到底，性愛是不能長久的，性癮者畢竟是少數，人不能光靠性愛就不會感到孤獨，可能生活與靈魂上的關懷是大家願意談戀愛的理由吧。
2021.12.19 上线真的快啊。。11.24上映12.17上线了 中规中矩吧 全钟瑞演技是有的 就是不是很高产 上次的电话又是20年的了转眼过了一年才出了新作 怎么说呢 还是开放的韩国人 而且是先把恋爱后的所有事都做了但就是没有恋爱 很甜吗？也没有吧 毕竟这片更多的在于交谈 一开始双方也是抱着玩玩的心态一起的 后面才正式恋爱 男主也像个工具人一样 出版社的前辈这天刚睡完第二天就说要订婚了 后面和男友闹别扭又把男主叫来睡一次。。真就男人是女王的玩具是吧 全钟瑞这个发型和发色我不是很喜欢 还是燃烧里最纯了
韩国版《爱情神话》。小品式的爱情一定要靠演技支撑，孙锡久魅力王者。
老美拍这种生活纪实片，手拿把掐的，拿捏的很到位
3.5 我可以跟着你吗🥹 （“我想你”的韩语好好听 好喜欢 pukuxiposo
可是怎么会上头之后才发现已经把他演过的东西基本都看过了，救命啊没有售后了我真的会谢🥀
很都市，向往的职业，有趣的相遇方式。女主像只灵动的小猫，气质太出众了
以前不觉得女主演技那么好，今天看到她游乐场的那场戏真的惊艳！连气得手抖的样子都演的好逼真。很有共鸣感的电影，也机缘巧合用过Tinder，并且第一次就找到爱情。甚至连恶心的初恋都差不多，甚至也非常想去偷婚礼礼金本
合格的都市小品，很出彩的男女演员，太喜欢这两位啦
这分数也太低了吧，起码有7啊！两个主演都很甜，演技过关，这不已经吊打一大堆国产爱情电影了吗？？？
韩国烧酒难喝却依然在国内有市场的原因，全是被这些韩影害的，以为自己喝了就能像全钟瑞这样可爱吗，以为喝了就能有孙锡久这样的性伴侣吗？做梦！
理性上我不喜欢这个结尾，但是孙锡久真的太可爱了，种了15年蓝莓的45岁朴宝剑，有点夸张，我什么时候可以梦到和他谈恋爱！（性是文学！是运动！是政治！
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