Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
没有那么恶俗的恶搞，有那么一点点诚意在里边，有那么一丝丝情意在里边，有那么一瞬间感动了我自己。
努力保持原来的风格，景物、装扮，故事上也算努力看齐了，剧情中规中矩的，主角太认真了，没有体会到星爷的癫，毕竟一个人一个风格，不过还是谢谢用心了！怀念达叔！！想去再刷一遍《大话》了。
不过剧情方面，还是相对可以的，每次《一生所爱》响起的时候，就有点被拉进前两部的镜头中去。问世间情为何物，只教人生死相许！
本来看到大话西游就不想看，但是看到一些好评，看下来还不错，比刘镇伟那几套大话西游2，3还要有诚意。虽然男女主都不出名但是还不错。紫霞青霞都挺好看的。其他绿叶除了达叔，还有几个在星爷电影的龙套。美人鱼的富豪和馆长还有星爷御用大妈。有惊喜。
情节，节奏，表演，摄影，场景甚至动作戏都属上乘，特效也及格线之上。一些致敬场景和镜头很有感触。故事和两部曲关联很好。目前为止最好的续作。九孔表演还是脱不开综艺感，略浮夸，让人有点出戏。变孙悟空那段略有些铺垫不足。
作为网大，真的算是不错的一部了。起码不是太脱线，最后的蚂蚁潮的渣五毛特效。女主长得和毛晓慧好像，我竟然有一种是同一个人的赶脚。
拉来吴孟达一起拍摄的大话西游IP网络大电影，看片尾花絮似乎有不少场景未曾剪入片中，不知为何，但78分钟的腾讯视频在线版本确实显得情节仓促。
5.7分有点低了。这部作品在致敬的基础上有自己明确的定位，即看到了前作的影子，也补充了一些“背景”，作为《大话》的番外篇，实至名归。
有点意外的好看~比刘镇伟的狗尾续貂强多了~除了达叔，还意外看到了好多星爷电影里的配角~
吴冰插上毛呲牙那一下
致敬经典，达叔的最后一部作品，虽然就出场10来分钟，但是大话西游的经典不能没有达叔。
意料之外能看下去，至少比刘镇伟导演本人的狗尾3好，其实在剧本上更突出点宿命和无解会更好一点
后面有点燃～女主还挺好看的。
最大的亮点是紫霞，憨态可掬，不像朱茵版那么灵动，但也非常可爱。
有点不知道说啥，男主太像黄轩了，这以后咋发展呢…同类型的片也真的好多，无厘头看着更无厘头，违和，连周星驰自己的片看着都违和真奇怪
作为网大还凑合吧。补一句，不考虑特效制作等，目前最好的大话西游模仿类作品。比刘伟强的大话西游3好看一万倍
又开始乱序看电影了，大圣娶亲那一部我已经忘完了
虽然是网大，但也算良心之作了，男女主演技颜值都在线，达叔加盟更显亲切，卖如来神掌的乞丐大神也参演，给人惊喜。
太怪异了
触到神经就要懂得鼓掌，我打五星，原因无他打动到了我而已，其他瑕疵在我这儿都可以因此忽略掉。
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