魔鬼鸟 高清

评分:
9.0 推荐

分类: 恐怖片 2007

导演: jean rollin

剧情介绍

  Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
  A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
  Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
  There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
  Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
  That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!

评论:

  • 琪锦 3小时前 :

    每年Xmas eve看合家欢同志电影是彩虹之家的传统。

  • 轩运 9小时前 :

    人啊怎么就是不吸取教训,真的看个预告就够了,看正片真的是能把你气死。

  • 琛莲 2小时前 :

    一口气看了两部Netflix的两部圣诞贺岁电影。讲真, 这部同性的电影反而透着浓烈的腐朽味,主角个个好看。但是剧本完全不思考,男女换成男男,白白换成白黑,照搬套路就想讲个大爱的故事了? 两颗星给男二男三的颜值 就酱

  • 耿傲菡 1小时前 :

    Luke Macfarlane!没人可以拒绝他!全家都瞎,无脑温馨肥皂剧,不能算电影🎬最后说一句,ZZ正确这个事在美国太可怕了。本片又名:《白人家族为改变“家庭成分”疯狂怂恿儿子放弃大帅比嫁给黑人小哥的故事》,主要台词:“祖祖辈辈都是白人,我们白怕了呀!”

  • 谏丹彤 1小时前 :

    除了感受到暴击,大概有那么一分甜。男主相互表白的时候演技太差了。

  • 绳初蝶 3小时前 :

    为什么我觉得我看了加长版的RPDR的acting challenge

  • 轩柏 6小时前 :

    这真的不是《圣诞速配》改编版吗?但拍得比前者要好很多。

  • 梦舒 1小时前 :

    尴尬…姐妹变情侣。这剧本真的不是捡的30年前的吗?

  • 申屠光霁 6小时前 :

    妈妈给同性恋儿子介绍男朋友,一家人又撮合儿子和男闺蜜在一起的故事。那个打酱油的医生真帅。

  • 诚休 4小时前 :

    妈妈给同性恋儿子介绍男朋友,一家人又撮合儿子和男闺蜜在一起的故事。那个打酱油的医生真帅。

  • 汗尔晴雪凝 1小时前 :

    so cliche. 看了10分钟才发现是个gay love movie , 有趣 (歪头

  • 陀子怡 1小时前 :

    No.2375 两个男主还挺养眼的,虽然也有些娘,但比那些夹着屁股走路的娘娘腔好多了。不过又是圣诞主题,国外这是拍了多少这个节日的电影啊。

  • 祁正亮 6小时前 :

    凯茜·纳基麦是不是修女也疯狂那位姐姐!!!!!!!!!!!还有破产姐妹的索菲~!!本来想打发时间的,结果看到这么多熟悉的面孔,好开心啊

  • 曾经武 8小时前 :

    为了男神卢克和迈克尔多打一星吧!故事情节流畅,双男主形式还可以,又是一波单身狗粮!

  • 竹妙双 9小时前 :

    【6.0】基本就是把小妞电影的剧本换成男男主演,还是挺有节日氛围的,可以一看。

  • 福宇 1小时前 :

    不要强行姐妹变男友好吗,Nick明明跟健身教练之间更有chemistry🙄️

  • 锐家 0小时前 :

    美剧美影里小镇青年若在大城市里受挫了,最后选择的结果总是回到故乡,和家人团聚。和国产剧非常相反。

  • 罗晨轩 2小时前 :

    虽然剧情套路最终还是不可避免cliché的HE,但进入圣诞月就应该看这种无脑温馨的爆米花电影呀🍿️

  • 莲柏 9小时前 :

    明明名字叫Single all the way,其实是合家欢圣诞电视电影🎄You Are important!还是被gay couple感动到了

  • 檀念之 9小时前 :

    故事情节好单薄,赶在圣诞就当是背景声放着…还好颜值都在线w(不得不说当演员还是得牙口好

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