一天做30个仰卧起坐 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 2001

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 雯冬 0小时前 :

    短小精悍的故事,节奏紧凑,打斗戏份很精彩,最后大巴上狭窄空间的动作戏尤为精彩,中上水平。

  • 雯冬 9小时前 :

    一记重拳,脸部纹丝不动!说实话谢苗除了台词演技差点,打的还行!但是特么导演编剧好二皮啊!这哥仨整的挺像样结果行动起来毫无逻辑,自己媳妇都特么杀!假狠!简单点事就特么知道杀人???老大这位也能演这么多戏份的剧???这特么哥仨加老婆这智商半个小时这个剧也就差不多了!!!还以为什么厉害人物呢!另外谢苗真像张卫健!受不了了,老三太装了,一个小bi崽子在这装教父!导演儿子?好评刷的太多了奥,别不要脸

  • 莉楠 4小时前 :

    小成本良心电影。紧凑不注水,实打实的动作设计。

  • 罕丝娜 4小时前 :

    动作戏可以,有很多剧本漏洞,但胜在节奏够快,懂得以终为始,知道该要什么。比其他大制作贪多嚼不烂的剧本好很多。

  • 犹泰华 3小时前 :

    网络文学有爽文一说,这部剧叫“爽剧”?

  • 腾逸 1小时前 :

    这个明显拍得比犯罪都市2好,分数居然要低一分多,果然在豆瓣国产是原罪。

  • 震国 4小时前 :

    除了谢苗和武打一无是处,三兄弟像是街边随便选的一样

  • 钮弘济 2小时前 :

    2. 反派,尤其是老三,真的好尬。

  • 管涵蕾 4小时前 :

    低配版《犯罪都市》。角色痞气的小亮点,故事太糙了,不能忍。

  • 潜凝雪 7小时前 :

    何必呢!

  • 高茂德 4小时前 :

    打斗场面相当精彩。剧情相对简单一点,但描述现实的残酷一点都不简单。松北市企业家崛起、城中村拆迁过程的原罪,后进寒门非法之路崛起的罪恶,普通百姓的苦难。除豪强的秦制确实是东方路径。

  • 洪千儿 2小时前 :

    最大的亮点是动作戏,从片中效果和片尾花絮都能看出的确下了很大功夫。尤其是医院配药室与宇通客车两场狭窄空间的戏,效果真的不错。

  • 颜晓 0小时前 :

    能看出来拍的很拮据 小成本电影 剧情虽然老套 但因为谢苗在 打戏蛮多的 并不难看

  • 采婷 0小时前 :

    故事简单 打戏干净利索 年轻演员里面带身手的真是屈指可数了 真期待功夫电影后继有人啊

  • 玥云 2小时前 :

    动作戏其实也就一般,剧情更是丝毫经不起推敲。还国外名牌大学回来的高智商?但凡脑子正常的人,就不会在没钱没实力关键还没后台的情况下公开聚赌,还威胁几十个商人还把计划公之于众,这不坐等着警察上门抓吗?看到最后才知道所谓海归原来去了国外就被人骗了,根本没上过大学,当了5年外国混子,最后弄个假文凭回来了,难怪想出这么无脑的计划,这倒是使剧情多少能说得通了,因为哥三脑子都不太好使,去年四平青年第三部的名字倒是挺适合这电影,“三傻罪途”。加一星,三星吧。

  • 骆端懿 2小时前 :

    动作戏可以有功夫,剧情确实有BUG,作为网络电影嘛还算不错,演员演技可以获得加分,加油吧中国网络电影

  • 祁云婕 9小时前 :

    三星还是值得。打戏不错。男主没眉毛真的很不习惯。6.0

  • 逸佑 3小时前 :

    中国电影的未来,虽然剧情欠佳,整体呈现的不错,应该多一些硬汉。

  • 黎运杰 3小时前 :

    反派太醜了 看見就想打那種 那個拍便衣的死胖子應該狗帶

  • 芙菡 5小时前 :

    东北黑恶势力真的嚣张

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