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分类: 剧情片 2000

导演: 乔治·A·罗梅罗

剧情介绍

  Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
  In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
  Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
  When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
  Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
  One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
  Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
  During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
  One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
  Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
  Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
  One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
  Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".

评论:

  • 晨辰 9小时前 :

    7.5/10,好久没遇到这么爆笑的片子了。

  • 诸宛白 2小时前 :

    下三路低俗笑点+前后埋的包袱巧妙呼应=难得让人真正发笑的喜剧

  • 首小蕾 3小时前 :

    法国的喜剧风格一如既往,轻松诙谐,值得一看

  • 畅婷玉 6小时前 :

    很工整的一部励志片,整体七平八稳,励志片的一些点都有了,不过没有啥亮点

  • 硕伟博 5小时前 :

    Que demander plus, à part faire rire, à une comédie de divertissement , parodie assumée de films de super héros trempée dans un humour trash à la française? Passons simplement un bon moment de détente devant ce film bon enfant/mauvais élève avec ses gags potaches et clins d'œil jouissifs. Du fou rire garanti. 3.5

  • 运福 0小时前 :

    7/10

  • 月颖 6小时前 :

    由段子组成的电影 再次炸毁巴黎圣母院那段逗死我了

  • 邬浩然 7小时前 :

    法国人拍电影跟他们打仗一样,简直莫名其妙!

  • 空如霜 2小时前 :

    算是再现了NBA各种小角色的生存现状,

  • 谬新冬 8小时前 :

    恶搞和广告植入之鬼才,有几个地方笑得我差点憋过去,我承认很低级但就是能戳到我笑点

  • 池筠心 2小时前 :

    篮球题材就是对我胃口!最后的提醒,在其位哈~

  • 梦婷 8小时前 :

    梗的质量实在不高。一些演艺界笑话和个别屎尿屁还行,伦理哏和冒傻气的笑料太多有些糟糕,气球防护罩那个不是原创。为了巴黎圣母院的段子,给加一星吧

  • 锁芷珍 0小时前 :

    亚当桑德勒不搞笑相当于马克沃克伯格不秀肌肉,故事俗套的令人发指,哪怕最后圆满结局,男主依然没打败垃圾话,不知所云!当然最不可原谅的就是制片人勒布朗连半个镜头也没有,差评!

  • 殷雅柔 3小时前 :

    很有意思的恶俗喜剧,很值得美国的恶俗喜剧学习,把重心放在搞笑上,一个恶俗喜剧老拼了命温情就没劲了

  • 洪红旭 0小时前 :

    恶搞了一大批超级英雄 电影《小丑》里的小丑 蝙蝠侠 蜘蛛侠 万磁王 魔形女 金刚狼 银河护卫队 绿巨人 钢铁侠 美国队长 雷神 还致敬了斯坦李老爷子 还有《回到未来》

  • 郯曼安 0小时前 :

    作为曾经的Iverson粉,出于私心给出四星。桑叔也真是太擅长演绎这种小人物逆袭的剧情了。谁曾想一部体育片也能让我哭成泪人,只能怪太多的青春篮球回忆杀,nba、三人篮球赛、灌篮高手…那时那景,此时此境。

  • 梓梓 7小时前 :

    虽然还是套了个废柴儿子和强势父亲的壳,但中间的笑点哪怕是老梗也融地很不错。

  • 泽星 3小时前 :

    女主好能打 太喜欢她的身材跟攻击力了 又学到了一招扫堂腿和提内裤攻击

  • 永学义 4小时前 :

    一本正经的恶搞,太搞笑,爸爸长得像凯文斯派西。虽然是蝙蝠侠但造型像黑豹。最后首映有 斯坦李的梗。恶搞美队钢铁侠冲向灭霸那段太一本正经了,笑死。巴黎圣母院有一次被烧了。。慎看,会笑死!从漫威到DC,超英的套路轻车熟路,一个个被恶搞的体无完肤。你绝对想不到逗比星爵能和癫狂的小丑完美合体。蝙蝠侠看了会落泪,托比·马奎尔看了会后悔……最后的广告植入简直是业界天花板。

  • 盍翠曼 0小时前 :

    这不比普通的超英电影好看多了,全程高能,爆笑片段一个接一个,好久没看到这么欢乐的外国喜剧片了,还借一些超英经典片段的恶搞狠狠地讽刺了一番,节奏也是非常紧凑不拖沓,每个人的人物性格特点也是挖掘的很透彻。整体来说,算是比较另类的喜剧片佳作了。

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