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分类： 喜剧片 2015

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 安振 7小时前 :

    故事线太乱了，支离破碎，强行热血，刻意怀旧。刘浩存太尬了，挤出来的笑容和0分台词，看得我脑仁疼，跟刘昊然的感情线也是拉垮。唯一值得夸的就是运镜。总而言之，3颗星给韩寒吧。

  • 常诗文 1小时前 :

    为了赛车场景加一颗星。故事略刻意，昊然弟弟被女主拖累，其实和尹正的片段还挺有趣。

  • 乘中 8小时前 :

    那个时候碰到喜欢的人会自卑会没有勇气会猜测会假意祝撮合她和别人会说服自己，会遗憾但是仍然有很美好的回忆啊

  • 云斯伯 9小时前 :

    看了半个小时就想离开……表达欲扑出来了又表达不好，什么味的段子都往里放，拼凑又割裂。后半段青春疼痛爆发，早饭买快餐和阿耀买名贵项链实在是？？？

  • 戚问芙 2小时前 :

    这部片干脆叫《我的饭团日记》好了 如果我还是中学生应该还能给这部电影三颗星^-^隔壁09年的妹妹看的津津有味大喊“好感动啊！”的那个瞬间我甚至皱紧了眉头 台词和吉他的部分也是尴尬得抠脚

  • 军思松 5小时前 :

    尹正腿瘸了怎么跳海游泳？借了那么多钱不用还，一死了债主就上门？警察不分是非黑白就认定谁是主犯？昊然弟弟被火烧了如何毫发无损？摩托车被撞了司机毫无知觉人就死了？坐顺风车就来到一个地方能发挥一技之长？所有的小人物，都离梦想差一点点，却永远失之交臂，韩导想说什么？

  • 伊向雪 4小时前 :

    上中学的时候，每天抽屉里都有不同早餐，来自不同班级的男同学，回忆杀，青春的画面很美好，感激自己也曾被不同的人小鹿乱撞的喜欢过。

  • 旭初 2小时前 :

    确实，稀烂、散文化的叙事；无结构可言；青春疼痛文学；然而这片于我而言，却好像不必用“叙事”去看待它。没有期待去看，却意外有点喜欢，娓娓道来，轻柔绵长，麦琪的礼物，奥特曼，和差一点就能走进去的“家”。许多小而隐秘的情感点，很奇怪，明明悬浮至极甚至狗血的故事，却屡屡被细节戳中，以及遍布的诡异的黑色幽默笑点，所谓“会心一笑”如是。真挚的情感永远是链接，原本它就并非一个类型片啊。

  • 伯博延 8小时前 :

    反正千万别提什么“摩托车文化”，这片儿跟文化没什么关系，而且基本夯实了不明真相的群众对“摩托族”的普遍误解，反面教材汇编。

  • 勇华 6小时前 :

    永远相信爱 敢于表达爱。害 果然暗恋这种什么的很触动我！！！

  • 佘易槐 8小时前 :

    关于机车与梦想，阿耀这个角色真的挺打动人心，把对梦想的执着，对万物的热爱，暗恋的情愫和懵懂，一心一意想对欢颂的好，和小惊喜，演绎出了每个人的心境。关于海风与故乡，对奶奶的爱，对父亲的期待和失望，最后从城市中回到家乡，与过年的主题特别呼应。关于爱与哀愁，其实结局我还蛮意外，以为会是一个happy ending。结果却有些悲伤。这部电影有很多欢笑，也有很多遗憾，演员演技都特别棒。很推荐！

  • 建诗珊 1小时前 :

    其他的都噠咩🙅

  • 喜雨竹 6小时前 :

    菠蘿麵包，是簡單、美味與飽足的集合，是在彼此尷尬時伸出的援手；奶茶，是需要恰到好處的比例調和，是“我喜歡你”“可是我沒有喜歡你”；飯糰，是各色精彩包裹在平淡無常中，是花了心思的付出而並非單向的自我感動。在青春愛情的安全範圍之內，嘗試了一些不安全，周興哲和李沐的外形都算不上帥氣漂亮，普通平凡之餘，某些角度甚至可以說難看，不過，貪吃又愛幻想的項微心比林真心還要更平凡，陶宥全也沒有徐太宇那麼複雜的故事，也沒有《我的少女時代》那麼大的野心的表達慾望，卻也在青春愛情之外，通過女孩和她幻想中15年後的自己之間不斷對話中，編織了一個女性選擇與成長的吟唱詩。

  • 墨山菡 4小时前 :

    青春讲不出新鲜事，但这样平凡的带着真诚的经历就挺好，小岛比较容易留住温情，我们大概会觉得这玩意不值得拍。

  • 彩雪 5小时前 :

    好笑的地方就靠台词。

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    在自己的第四部长片中，韩寒脱去最初的稚拙，也与生产《飞驰人生》的工业流水线告别，成了成熟的，回归的创作者。这是我未曾预想到的。首发预告时我厌弃地以为全员耍酷。没想到他们都是“没本事的人”，在生活逼仄的角落里安放自己。赛摩托车是动了心思的。情怀也很真。也第一次在讲段子与哲学寓言外，把情节交给了悲剧。小岛少年很真，女孩儿很纯。故事很遗憾，很轻描淡写，很痛彻心扉。

  • 卫国清 8小时前 :

    看完这部电影的三个感受：

  • 彩漫 7小时前 :

    电影两星 电影票贵的一批再减一分 觉得韩寒对小镇青年有误解

  • 妮梅 4小时前 :

    关于机车与梦想，阿耀这个角色真的挺打动人心，把对梦想的执着，对万物的热爱，暗恋的情愫和懵懂，一心一意想对欢颂的好，和小惊喜，演绎出了每个人的心境。关于海风与故乡，对奶奶的爱，对父亲的期待和失望，最后从城市中回到家乡，与过年的主题特别呼应。关于爱与哀愁，其实结局我还蛮意外，以为会是一个happy ending。结果却有些悲伤。这部电影有很多欢笑，也有很多遗憾，演员演技都特别棒。很推荐！

  • 所绮梅 2小时前 :

    台湾的校园青春片真的比内地好太多了，清新而又不腻。没想到周兴哲演高中生会这么像。虽然剧情有点拖沓，但不影响观感。从菠萝包相识，奶茶的误会，最后的饭团走到了一起，用食物串联了起来，挺有新意的。

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